-My underwear is killing me these days
-How come ?
-Well he decided to rule on all the dirty clothes lying on the laundry room counter, endlessly waiting to be washed.
-Some kind of dictator ?
-Sort of, yes.
-Which one acts like that ? Because you must have more than one pair of underwear…
-It’s hard to say… It’s the… I wear it for my wife, it is tiny, narrow, with tiger skin pattern on the right place…
-It is some kind of douchebag underwear !
-But it has read all my Dickens books in my library…
-Dickens. Charles Dickens. The British author. Oliver Twist, Great Expectations, Martin Chuzzle… Chuzzler… Chuzz.. Pickwick Papers.
And your laundry room has become a country populated by obedient and dominated dirty clothes. What are you gonna do about it ?
-I can’t say. Wearing my Fruit of the Loom undies for a while.
-And your wife will be totally turned off and forbids you to have sex with her. You’re having a real diplomatic problem here.